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There is a game I love that I have seen on other forums. It's the STUPID QUESTION GAME. Here's how it works: Someone asks a stupid question, and you respond with an even stupider answer...and then a stupid question of your own. It continues like this.






I'll get us started...

Q: When Fish Tycoon is turned off, does it use more battery power if the areator is running?



Arthur

A: No, but they make for a nice Jacuzzi...

Q: How can I make those real fish I have at home enter ScreenSaver mode?

A: Put your PDA on top of the computer, leave for a while for the water levels to reach equilibrium and then wait for the fish to swim over.

Q: Should I keep my palm in a plastic bag so that the water doesn't drain out when I throw my PDA in my handbag?

A: Put them in your patented "nogrow" time distortion tank.
Q: How many fish does it take to change a lightbulb?


nyermen, clieuk.

A: 1? 2? 5? How many fish must die from your inattentiveness before you notice that the lightbulb is out? You should be ashamed of yourself!

Q: How do I convince my cat to stop eating the fish that I share/trade with him?

A: Simply change the cat's location in the space/time continuum.

Q: How can I convince my Clié that free speech is a privilege, not a right?

A:Why try. It knows better then you.

Q:If I pause Fish Tycoon will my fish get younger?

A: No - but if you let the battery drain off, they'll die...

Q: Is Fish Tycoon waterproof?

A: Only from the Inside

Q: Why don't those plants in my fish tycoon tank grow? I really want to be a Plan Tycoon...