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There is a game I love that I have seen on other forums. It's the STUPID QUESTION GAME. Here's how it works: Someone asks a stupid question, and you respond with an even stupider answer...and then a stupid question of your own. It continues like this.






I'll get us started...

Q: When Fish Tycoon is turned off, does it use more battery power if the areator is running?



Arthur

A: No, but they make for a nice Jacuzzi...

Q: How can I make those real fish I have at home enter ScreenSaver mode?

A: Put your PDA on top of the computer, leave for a while for the water levels to reach equilibrium and then wait for the fish to swim over.

Q: Should I keep my palm in a plastic bag so that the water doesn't drain out when I throw my PDA in my handbag?

A: Put them in your patented "nogrow" time distortion tank.
Q: How many fish does it take to change a lightbulb?


nyermen, clieuk.

A: 1? 2? 5? How many fish must die from your inattentiveness before you notice that the lightbulb is out? You should be ashamed of yourself!

Q: How do I convince my cat to stop eating the fish that I share/trade with him?

A: Simply change the cat's location in the space/time continuum.

Q: How can I convince my Clié that free speech is a privilege, not a right?

A:Why try. It knows better then you.

Q:If I pause Fish Tycoon will my fish get younger?

A: No - but if you let the battery drain off, they'll die...

Q: Is Fish Tycoon waterproof?

A: Only from the Inside

Q: Why don't those plants in my fish tycoon tank grow? I really want to be a Plan Tycoon...

A: Because there is too much water in the tank.

Q: Can the fish drown in fish tycoon?

A: No, but they might get eaten by my Little Palm Pet.

Q: how far can a Fish Tank fire its bombs?

A: Because the fish eat them when your palm is off.

Q:What did the mummy fish say to the baby fish?

A: She said nothing much, but did it swimmingly

Q: Does not this game look somehwat fishy to you?

A. Yes and I've run out of silly questions to ask!

Q. Which of the fish is the tycoon?

A: It's the one with the cigar in his mouth.

Q: How many baby fishes does it take to make an adult fish?

A: One less than it takes to make a grown-up fish.

Q: How do I beam my fish into my real aquarium?

A: By purchasing the cannon in the supply store.
Q: What combination will make a canned Tuna Fish?

A: Because most plants don't drink that much water.

Q: If all fish are asexual why can't a fish procreate on its own?

A: becasue you haven't put enough fish food in the tank.

Q. How come the shoppers don't go out the door in Fish Tycoon

A: They sure do - just as soon as you are checking your fish tanks.

Q: Can a Magic gold fish fulfil my three wishes?

A: Yes, just be careful you don't rub his belly tooooo hard or he might lose scales!

Q: Why are all of the people who come into my fish store dressed like twins, triplets, quadruplets and quints?

A: The devs have read 'Brave New World' one too many times

Q: Sushi, anyone?

No, because the fishes can open the window, and take fresh air.
Q: Do i need to register the game if i cannot buy anything?

A:If ye is rich!
Q:why are the fish so stupid?

A:because they watch "Fish TV"
Q:why am i loosing money?

A: I don't know. Maybe the fish want to go out there...
Q: When a fish takes a bath?

a:all the time
q:how did the fish kill itself with TNT?

A: ...

Q: How come my fish couldn'y start a fire

A: its in water
A: TO MY Q IT EATS IT LOL
Q: why did the fish eat a brick?

A: Data transfer
Q: What do you call it with you groper blows into the ear of you Stickfish?