Come on, come on, it can't be that hard to plant crops its not rockit science.

"See the pretty pebble? Yes, shiny! Now go get it! Good!"

Said to a villager carrying a coconut to the ALMOST EMPTY bin: "'Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!'"

I said this today to my villagers who were bringing in the crops:
"You've got the first crops to have come in EVER, and you've already decimated (sp?) the coconuts. Which one do you choose? It idin't rocket science, people!

C'mon and Fish you fools!

*Gets whale evenet* WERE STARVING EAT IT!!!!!

Come, on come on, don't drop that new item its my last find, thats it girl cellebrate jump up and down you found all the collections. wow my pop go up by 5 wow now up by 10. hooray you did it girl.

Courtesy of my friend :

"She's pregnant AGAIN?!" (In reference to one of the female villagers who has given birth to almost half of the village's population.)

"How many kids has she had? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,ten. Ten kids!"

Of course, she said some other things about her, but they wouldn't be nice to repeat.

LOLOL I can relate .... also, if you set a MALE to parenting, one good thing besides passing on "his good looks" is that he is giving a LOT of ladies a chance to be parents, and they don't even have to be set to parenting ... and that can be a boon when you are looking for a good teacher for the children down the line when the lady(ies) in question go beyond child bearing years ... and ... it keeps them happy!

I accidently forgot to turn of parenting to one gent and came into the game the very next day with over 42 new children ... NO LIE!! "OKAY, WHO'S THE BUNNY?" I asked, and went through the list until I found him ... by this time he was almost to retirement age ... LOL so I gave him a break LOL.

"Yes YES YES!!!! I've got the tech points for L3 farming!!!!!" *clicks tech and BUY!* "Now, my little villagers, get the fishie!"

Oh no your the only kid in the village and you got to dislike running, so its got to be you then to pick that _bug_, come ooon come on. now there is another item and you still not reach the science hut. Oh you made it at last too bad the pebles gone, oh well you can pick this seashell up.

*My villager Babu has his 100th child*

Me : MAN YOUR STILL NOT A MASTER PARENT!?!?!?!

Babu has given birth to half of the pop. and now he's an elder took him long enough!!!!!!!