"Mushrooms are our friends!"

"'Nope' my a**!

Oh you were just waiting for her to turn 18 weren't you? Sicko!!!

#1 Do you HAVE to get her into that shack>Oh no you already did!

work... work ...work... work harder!!! your not on some luxury desert island you know... you need to survive... no dont just stand there work...!!!!! OH FINE!!! DO YOU WANT TO STARVE!!!!

fine i quit... im going for a beer... if your not working when im back ill just restart you all and get villagers that respect my authority.....
oh.. you still dont want to work!! well im just turning off now. (CREEP AWAY JUST INCASE THEY KNOW IM STILL WATCHING)

"You are a freaking master scientist, put the berries in the bowl and bring it to the food supply so you don't all starve to death. How hard is that?"

Quit acting like zombies, you don't have to party everytime the gc says! Quit dancing on the bones you fools!!

... yippie you got to master scientist because your an odd child and that saying something it saying you go to be a master scientist because your a WEIRDO KID!

oh no you dont get sick on my watch get better so my friends dont laugh at me for having another villager die and alll ive done for you i gave you the only spot in the village without a tombstome and you get sick and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the beginning:
(my sig)"Is she really eating/dancing with/drinking the cactus?"
"What are you doing waaaay over with your baby?"
"WHY CAN'T THEY SEE THE EYES IN THE CAVE!"
ALL THE TIME:
"What is the point of all this, again?"
"These *@&# kids keep getting in the way!"
"Will you STOP telling him jokes/chatting/arguing,etc so he can WORK/TRAIN!"
"What is wrong with this kid/person, momma musta dropped you on your HEAD!"

How golden are you if it's been nearly 24 hours and you havent unblocked the cave yet you %*&@#?