Quit Foreging d**n it, there's an ocean right there full of fish! AHHH don't water the crops either FISH, FISH!!!!!


These are some of the funniest things, cause I have said them myself on many many occasions! Nice to know I'm not the only one, lmao.

1. OMG...look, she's chasing him!! That's too funny.
2. Quit looking at that rock. It's not doing anything, and you have work to do.
3. Get back to work....there's research to be done.
4. Would ya put down that kid already, you've been done nursing for 20 minutes now...I need your help.
5. Come on you lazy brat (14 yr old male), you don't need to be shown how to pick carrots more than twice.
6. Come on, you can't be THAT dense. How many times do I have to show you this?
7. Quit doing laundry, there's food to be harvest. Do you wanna starve???

Wow, those wiley villagers get under my skin. They have PLENTY of time to relax, dance, tell jokes, compain, argue,do laundry, drink well water, eat, and honor idols, the dead, the temple, and whatever else they want to do when I'm sleeping. When the hand in the sky keeps picking you up and dropping you on a task you'd think they'd know that I'm watching and GET TO WORK!!!

Things I've muttered at them:
1. You want your whites whiter...go fishing!
2. Don't kiss that scientist, I need tech points!
3. Dig, d#$n you, DIG!
4. Lazy, rotten villagers....AAARRGGGHHH!!!
5. Why are you picking berries, you need to FISH!
6. Sex crazed villagers...stop that!
7. Research,research is fun, you want to research.
8. You just built that hut it can't need repair yet, go research!
9. If you push that boulder 1 more time...I'll make you sorry!
10. It is time to grow up, GROW UP, you've been 13 forever!

What can you do, villagers will be villagers.

oh, ho.... don't you say "No" to me!

u guys are hillarious!!

Don't forget "Leave the dad gummed ruins alone. There is nothing you can do with them. Also quit trying to push the boulder, it's obviously NOT gonna move for you if it didn't move the first 400 times you and your friends have tried it. What makes you think something has changed now?"

After the school has been build:
- Hey you, have my baby, there's good education available, enough food, so why do you keep running stupid b*tch.
- Is there a degree in breeding available? Let's have it then!
- Why are you dancing, ignoring child? Go to school, I've worked hard so you can have quality education!

D**n it, don't you die on me, while I'm working as hard as I can to get enough tech points so you can enjoy an improved lifestyle! Ingratefull peeps.

OK so you're blond, but surely not that blond are you?
(after telling Rusha my blond buildress for the 400th time to water the field with dead plants)