I have an island with the worlds biggest group of slackers, I have said things to them that I dare not repeat in public. As a matter of fact I have said things to them that I believe I have never said out loud before in my life.

"you little $#%@%$ you really think you can go swimming with only 500 tech points! Get back to work!"

"Chisel @$#%@#!"

etc, I think you get the point.

Where do you add the word bloody?

After one of my villagers finnaly drops a kid:
ACK BALD KID WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU HAVING A BALD KID!

I've been thoroughly taken with this game now...

During a drive back home with my mom
[sharp inhale] HURRY MY VILLAGERS MIGHT BE DYING!!

Eating at a restaurant with my sister
[sharp inhale] I wonder if the researchers are doing their job.

At the mall with some family
[sharp inhale] OMIGOSH CAN'T YOU BUY STUFF FASTER I HAVE TO CHECK ON MY VILLAGERS!!!

During a class at school to another student
[sharp inhale] I hope none of my villagers died. What if they're dying RIGHT NOW? I have to go save them!

Proof that everyone knows I'm crazy about VV:

Mother: Hey, did you check on your village people today?
Sister: If what you're about to say is about your scientists, farmers, or anything of the like, just shut up right now.
Father: Can you eat your dinner or is someone in your little town dying again?

"STOP DOING THE LAUNDRY AND GET TO WORK!"
"WHY DO ALL OF YOU HAVE TO TRY AND PUSH THAT STUPID BOULDER? IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"

Who the heck are you embracing? HIM?!?! Hes UGLY why would you choose HIM!?!?

I have some of the ugliest people in my villages!

1. Omg! They just had a threesome. (after Sogan went into the luv hut with 2 women)
2. Stop trying to push that boulder! You are not even CLOSE to being the golden child you old b****. (when an elder female whose only skill was breeding had nothing better to do)

Who are you waiting for???!!!

I left you sitting overnight and yo still haven't made ANY progress on the treasure. Am I the ONLY one concerned?

Does it HAVE to take you 20 minutes to get there? (to an elder)

Stop worrying about food! You are a FARMER!!!!!

(When I accidently dropped a man on another man)
Gah thats a guy don`t do that with him!