Actually, there is a villager action of "teaching", but I've only seen them teach in front of the school once in maybe 25 times. Sometimes it's over by the rose/herb thing, sometimes in between the berry bush and the lagoon. Weird, I agree, so I'm usually saying at that point, "No wonder none of you are smart, you're being taught by Idowu, the idiot who can't figure out how to fish", or "Hey, teach the kids, not these other morons! Then maybe one generation will actually accomplish something...!"

MAYBE the reason the adults are OCD about laundry is because as kids, they had to relieve themselves in the "strange, dead flowers" and no one would let them change their clothes? Poor, wayward youth of Isola.

Hmm.... how many have I said, my sister and i are totally in love wioth this game, she says nothing, but shes further in with more puzzles solves and stuff, i have the first 4 5 done, but i say soo many things its not funny

such as:

-"U r a researcher, i made you clear the blockage and Now you go fishing like i asked you 2 do about 7 seconds ago? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

-"Look, woman, uve had it with the same man over and over again, and outa the 14 billions kids youve had, none of them are girls OR the GC, what are you woman!!??"

-"What the $@%! ? You muct be blind, or else your carrying f***ing good water FROM the laggon" (after my villigers finally cleared the blockage and one of my people was carrying a rock while trying to clear the blockage)

-My sig says it all, lol

bob......great wat bout fred? lol

I have a couple of new kids who "love to play"...instead of work. Put them on the research table 2 hours ago, come back on and they are still trainees!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr.!!
"Gonna slap you if you don't start carrying your weight!"
" You just did your laundry...get back here!"

"Hey, you!! This is not a peep show!!!!" In response to the occasional builder "fixing" the love shack!

Get back to work or ill force you to mate with the bald guy!

STOP SITTING ON THE DEAD PEOPLE WITH YOUR NURSING CHILD, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

hey! you do not water the field with THAT

an observation made by one of my (adopted) kids after watching me play (also after "accidenally" killing all 17 of my villager in the first game)

He pointed at the screen and said "I think that lady is a hooker."

Apparently my pop was maxed out but I still had one female set to Breeding instead of Farming, so she kept trying.

Then I explained breeding in the game to him. When he heard that "going indoors" made you a better parent, he declared that his real mom must be the best mom in the world. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.