LOL all these are good!
I usually swear alot, then call them all coconut heads.

I think the thing that I say the most is

OH YES I AM GOING TO MICROMANAGE YOU...GET BACK TO WORK

Hi all! New here - while I was cooking, I overheard my 9 year old say say "Chirita - your feet aren't any more special than anybody else's!" I thought I was gong to die of laughter!

My most popular refrain is probably, "What are you DOING?!", as I grab them from doing whatever it is they aren't supposed to be doing so I can make them do what I want them to do.

I just said a new one today I never said before!
"Die you little {Blankity blank blank}!!!!! DIE!"
LOL she was the one who said she was the prettiest.

OOPS!! I fed her death stew until she died.

Rofl!!!!!!!!

You lazy bum! You made 3 babies, now you need to feed them. Stop playing in the pond and start fishing@!

Just a second ago I said to myself "Oh GROSS!" when I saw a villager drinking downstream from a woman washing her baby. Something like that ought to make the villager instantly ill.

few here
" who exactly do you think you are, relax at the beach , grrr get back on that table and earn me some Tech point"


"no not coconuts leave the darn coconuts and harvest the crops you imbecile"

" admiring the gong are you ?, you have seen it already and its still the same... NOW WORK you lazy &%$*%£"

The thing I probably say most frequently is: "How many times do I have to repeat myself! Leave the coconuts ALONE!"

Which tends to get really annoying, I leave my farmers alone for 2 seconds and come back to find them halfway up the trees.