"MY GOD! How on Earth did you give birth to such a hideous kid!?"

(Somehow, the only male in my tribe and one of his prettiest daughters had the UGLIEST kid ever. I can't provide you with a pic, but he was greenish-skinned, with a dramatically repulsive pink hair and a rag as his only clothings.)

"I promise, I WILL have you healed in just a moment, my healer is taking a needed mushroom to the bin."

To my children: "WHICH ONE OF YOU RANG MY GONG OF WONDER!?!?!"

They have thier own villages, why can't they leave mine alone?

LOL do they find the Gong so much funny?!

"Yes, thank you for getting more fish... now please go research, we have enough fish now."

"Hey, you! Kali! Come get this mushroom!"

"Hey, you're thirteen already! Sweet! You can work soon! ... by the time we meet Koa's baby, I'll guess."

"No, no, don't run away! Get the mushroom!"

"Since you're dancing anyway, why don't you dance on over to that starfish?"

Some of my more recents:

There are 800 crops ant 38 coconuts; Get off the tree!

How many stupid fish does it take just to get the stuuuuuuuuuupid algae out of the ocean!?!?!?!?!

I leave you alone for 1 minute, and all my girls are moms!!!!

Get off your lazy .... and do what you are a master in!

I need a child whistle...

How can you be lonely? You have 5 brothers, 3 cousins, 1 sister, 4 half brothers, and 3 half sisters!

WORK!!!!!!!!!!!! workworkworkworkworkworkworkwork!!!!!!!!!!!!

The others are good too

Come on You don't have time to enjoy the pond there a lot of sick villagers at the hospital to heal now.

I don't care how much U want 2 enjoy the pond now get 2 work !!!!!!

"Where do you think you're going? Get back to work."
"I need a stinking kid."

I've often said a few of the similar things everyone else has said, especially with the coconut trees.

also: "Where'd all the researchers go? I've only got x amount of tech points left to get n, and I have one researcher left!"

Turns out they're all nursing or in the pond...usually.

"Where is that last dang pebble?"