(OMG YOU CAN"T EVEN WALK TO THE GONG??????)
This said after training a villagers from the age of 14 and he finally became an elder and when I got the last gong piece with his totem I figured why not you deserve it so I let him carry it up he makes it to the research table and drops dead right under a 21 year old blonde named Aphrodite funny thing is his name was Ares!
(the end is only funny if you know Greek god folklore)
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Memoir to Chief Edward
He became chief of the Fallen tribe at age 3. He was the first chief. We thrived and prospered under his long and just rule. He died at age 79 after having watched the completion of his tribe. We will never forget you.