*opens the village she's had running since she first got the game* "Yes! Yes! Finally, the last collectable I need to have all the collectables! Smallchildsmallchildsmallchildsmallchildsmallchild...WHAT?! NO CHILDREN
AT ALL?!?!" *watches the beetle vanish* "NOOOOOOOO!"
*goes to start breeding more children(same village)*"What the-? The youngest of you is 51! But...but...but..." *insert snapping sound as brain go brokeneded*
I gave that village one more week to have a 'saving grace' event (barrel 'o babies, old friends, etc) but sadly, the last villager died this afternoon.
And the villagers I got when I restarted the game are all freaking morons. AND THEY ALL LIKE RESTING AND LAUNDARY!!!