Gosh, I wonder what my VV1 villagers are doing now. (immediatly feel guilty when realizing I havent checked on them in a month and they're probably all dead).

"No Kato! Puya has to heal these people - go relax at the beach or enjoy the pond like you usually do!"

"Gong takes away youth?? Why didn't it take away the LazyGirl? Why oh why did you take Lapis? He was soooo close to Elder!"

My list:

"STOP HARVESTING COCONUTS!"
"OMG if you water those crops one more time. FISH, MORON! YOU HAVE NO FOOD!"
"You're RIGHT NEXT TO THAT *insert collectable here*! Can't you see it? DO I HAVE TO POINT IT OUT TO YOU EVERY TIME?"
"omg stop it! She's your MOTHER!"
"WILL YOU TURN 14 ALREADY?!"
"Awwww, don't be lonely! Here, pick a mushroom. That'll cheer you up."

The nursing mothers always hold onto the kids for ages after it says "Nursing for 0 minutes", then I pull out the:

"How about you STOP SHOWING THE STUPID KID THE OCEAN, put the *#*(&%@#*($#@( thing down and DO SOME *#@(@#&$@#& WORK???"

Wow. I get angry a lot.

"What's the big fascination with the coconuts?"
"You'd rather climb a tree and walk a mile than dig up a carrot and walk two feet?"
"Why are you lonely, there's three kids running in a circle around you!"
"If you harvested the crops like you were told you wouldn't have to be worried about food!"
"Enough with the scarecrow celebration, get back to work!"

"I don't care if the hut looks fine...keep fixing it! That's it! I'm kicking a hole in it, I'll give you something to fix" Also, I'm so happy to see this thread as I started the original one for VV1

This one I've said plenty. There's an entire ocean of fish, the crop has come in, and a new harvest of coconuts in and they're worried about food because it's under 100! Get to work you lazy butts!!!!

I soooooooooo agree!!!
I have 115 villagers and 20 or 30 are loafers, to put it politely. Some in their 60s and they dont know s**t, no matter how many times I plant their butts on a project... lol, make the game interestin!
One of the things I do say and can repeat is
"where the heck are all my ELDERS?"
(usually in the cementary)
Have fun all!

Lol lol lol... yep me too, its like...
"What are ya doin goin to the beach, get out of the pool... those huts need fixin!!!!"

My husband laughs at me because I used to call VV 1 my "dead people" cuz they'd all croak so fast!
Now that this game has been bought I tell him I have to "feed the children of my dead peoples tribe" I guess you'd have to hear it in person

Love your post... !
I worry about inbreeding too, lol