"You did NOT just get my builder pregnant! You did NOT just get her pregnant!" I set all the old people who had mastered Reaserch and Farming to parenting thinking they would go after their own age. Instead all of my women from agees 18+ were pregnant, and I was trying to keep them off my two 18 year old builders uncovering the floor. They each had three kids before I was able to change all the guys to Healing.

wow lol u should see my breeder he likes to breed any women her could find!

1."give birth to your child! you've been nursing on 0 minutes for an hour!"
2. "Stupid child! sit still when your being taught!
3."STOP HAVING CHILDREN!"
and last but no least
4."CITY! OH NO! I CHANGE YOUR NAME! YOU'RE NAME IS NOW STUBBORN!" I'm not joking either i changed her name to Stubborn, she is now an esteemed elder, guess the name change did the trick

"YOU CAN GET IN THE POND AFTER YOUR AN ESTEMED ELDER!"(I've said this to nearly every villager)
"Your a master in rescearch so obey my training and get famring!"
"I dont care about the silly laundry anymore,we do not need 10 people doing it!"

"...If I had the green glove you would be SO mad at me for nagging... I would praise you for working properly until you couldn't STAND it!!! NOW, for heaven's sake, DO YOUR JOB!"

SAME HERE! but it was twins for me lol

I have 2 runners in my village and I always use them for stews. After the stew's done I make them eat the stew and I'll say, "Have a taste of your own medicine!"

When they do laundry I say, "If you like laundry so much, you'll spend the rest of your life doing it!"

I ALWAYS yell at the gong for not making any interesting stuff happen in my village!

"Wow! You're so skilled, you say your name!"

I said that to a guy named Uan, who makes a werid, quite, "Uhn" noise when you pick him up.

Leave the coconuts alone, you can fish now, go fish.
This was the first time I yelled at the screen.

ah ha the trees are out of coconuts now you will have to fish

why did in name the tribe the coconuts why?! why?!