I so understand your pain. I'm doing VV2 at the moment and I just dragged a mother who just dropped her kid to the research table, i turn to get a drink, turn back and what do i see... "Congratulations, Your village has just reached the first population milestone of 15 people!"
She was still at the research table, suddenly pop there's a kid, I asked her what the he**?!! I had plans for you. Now she'll never elder!"

i said this while trying to get an elder:
"ugh, noo. ok, watering plants isn't going to get you anywhere! SO STOP DOING IT AND GO GET SOME FISH!!!"

Get out of that pond and get to work! (said that about 4 times to a villager who loved the pond!)

Everyone get to work!!!

Nothing noteworthy as I usually use non-stop profanity while playing video games (mostly first person or third person shooters).

Honey, you moan like that one more time and you will be in convent school faster than you can say coconut.

"Honey! Torak is loafing at the pond again! Gad! This guys is lazy!"

Oh no! Did I just hear someone kissing? OMG! You're pregnant again?

"If I hear 'no' or 'uh-huh' one more time - I'm going to make you eat horrid stew for the rest of your natural"
"Exercising??? I've got you down for building, that's all the exercise you need honey so snap to it"
"So glad you are enjoying the pond, now go enjoy the ocean and FISH for goodness sake!"
"Nevermind the ****** laundry, you won't need clothes if you are dead from starvation now GO FISH!!!!!"
The funniest ever though is because I name the characters after my friends, my best friends husband namesake kept 'embracing' my namesake and going into the love hut. (which made me say ewwwww several times - it's just wrong!) When I told my friends about it, her husband said to me "Was I good?!" loooool

I have said a lot, but unfortunately I can't recite in this forum. LDW would probably banish me. It was very bad language..LoL..not to mention what I would have done to them if only I had had an option. I guess this world is glad I'm not its God.

"Would you lay off the coconut already! Eat some protein!