You dork! What are you doing up that tree?! IT'S EMPTY!!!!

Stop walking in circles around that hospital and go inside already! (to a villager who had walked at least 5 circles around the hospital complaining about feeling sick.)

How the heck did you get a name like Hoya? Or Top? I mean, seriously!

I know! The kids are always dissapearing when I need them! Once I saw a collectible appear on the beach, and the kid right next to it started running away! It even said that on his stats! And, lilke, NONE f my villagers like running. It's all so slow. Soooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

Oh, for heaven's sake! Why can't you show a little stick-to-it-iveness and stay on the job for more than ten seconds?!

Okay, I know I told you that you can take short breaks, but this is ridiculous. I've taken you back to work five times in the last three minutes!

"Uggggghhhh! How many times DO you have to go to the bathroom???? I told you to go before we started the collectable hunt!!!"

LOL Very good Nora!

OMG!!!!!!!! YOUR STANDING RIGHT AT THE MUSHROOM! GET THE MUSHROOM!

I often said that! and also for the collectibles!

No. Bad Tofo. No 'Love Hut' for you. I've already got more people than I can sustain!

"What on earth...? ... what are you running away from?!"

One of my farmers randomly ran away from the food bin after bringing in some crops.