Ok, so I'm already finding myself saying some interesting things and I've been playing for a few hours.

1.) Are you washing that baby again? It's not going to have any skin left!
2.) Holy cow, you're totally climbing that tree!
3.) HaHa! That shell is bigger than you are!
4.) Oh look, you sit to poop now.

Don't spoil anything for me, but have you been saying anything new?

1. Oooh there's a pretty! Where's a kid??

haha!! That's a good one! ^.^

HEHE TAG YOR IT

CANNON BALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."

OH! Man! PLEEEEASE stop collecting those stinking coconuts!!

I've just relised I say: "Hey! Get back to you're job!"
"You dare drop that preciouse piece of gong or that collectible!"
"Oh, you're going to cool you're feet in the pool, eh?"
"You dirty kid, stop peeing on the wood, it's bad!"
There maybe more to come...

LOL you guys are funny.

but you forgot "dry ground I wonder what I should do." I mean come on what the heck its dry firtile ground mabey you should wet it!

or

"sure. you can swim in the deep water but you cant grab the stupid gong"

Hmmmm...

I have a lot that I say during the game. Unfortunately, none of it is fit for decent company. ;-)