alright already it sayz 0 minutes put the stinky baby down!!!!

Ok thats enough already- if you eat anymore you are going to be the boulder.

Get over here, you little snot!!!! (To the kids ... they are running away while I'm trying to grab them to drop them on a mushroom or a collectible)

"Aaaagadoo doo doo doo,push pineapple,shake the tree"

"Who made you skilled at parenting....all my females are having babies now, theres no one to do all the work....pffft typical male!!"

"who said preggy/nursing mothers cant work for 2 years?.. ive heard of maternity leave but this is ridiculous!!!"

"beetle beetle c'mon gimme beetle"

"yeah yeah you're the village stud... now quit trying to mate all the females and get your lazy *** back to work"

"green hair and face paint???? lordy ive got Krusty the Klown for a villager"

"why wont you builders just keep fixing the ******** hut"

"listen you little graphic.. im the goddess you're the villager.. do what i say or im deleting your ***"

yeah i know i curse alot but at least i do it when im alone :P

Go up the tree.UP THE TREE CLOSEST TO YOU!NOT THE OPPOSITE!

I have been sitting here laughing while I read these responses. I too have said, "Get back to work, there's almost no food, do you all want to starve?"

But the one I say the most is, "Where did you go (to the little ones)...get back here, quit running away from me the shell/beetle/pretty rock/mushroom is going to disappear if I can't get my hands on you!"

There'll be time enough to cool those feet when you're an elder, get back to work.
OR
You can cool those [censored] feet in the ocean when you go fishing.

Hmm, still can't build huh? Fine, I'll make a batch of Sick Stew.

you've got to be kidding me.... there's still friggen coconuts left!?!?!?!?!

I am still looking for the freaking fish......fish what algae fish.......