Well I can see we're all being made somewhat insane... talking to a screen and imaginary people.

Things I have said....
"would you knock her up already?"
"i know he's ugly... sleep with him anyway... he has personality"
"omg you little pervert!"... that one was after a 18yo impregnated my 64 yo master builder.... ummmm if there's a new version ya wanna include menopuase? btw... if a nursing mother dies during nursing one of the non nursing adult females will take over.
and the thing i say most.... "if you little *&%%*)^$$$ don't start doing what I tell you I'm going to restart and erase your sorry a$$es!"

my people are accauly good...(choke)
here is what i have said:
" No! no more swiming! Men are the womens slaves! go do thier job for them! you dont have to carry a baby around for 2 village years!!!"
"did alia just have a two year old yeti or am i having a nigmare"
"omg! you just saved alia's life at two... i dont care about the gc go push that boulder kid!" he litterly saved his moms life at two by hiself.
" thats it stupid head get to 70 then you can die. "
" ladies let me have a word with you...HAVE A STUPID GIRL KID!!!!!!!!!!"
" i know he is a 72 year old freak in his underwear.. you still have to have a baby with him" that is all i can remember...

1. Oh God not a Typhoon.
2. How are you going to relax with all this work to do.
Lazy a**es

These were sooooo funny, i've said about half of them too. Everyone in the house looks at me in a funny way

man city you becomnig a professional *****

What is essentially my mantra while trying to breed: "Baby? Argh! ....Baby? Argh! ...Baby? ARGH!!!" etcetera, until my boyfriend comments.

About 20 minutes ago I let out an agonized groan and cried, "Laaauuuundry!!!"

Right now I have something like 9 kids running around between the ages of 2 and 11... and when I find a mushroom it goes something like this: "Mushroom!! You! Get it. Get it! No? Okay, you! -chooses another kid- Get it! GET IT! Freaking.. YOU! -grabs another- Get it? Get it?! PLEASE!! YOU... NOOO! It disappeared.... -dissolves into mock sobs-" Also you have to imagine this to the little funny noises the kids make when they are picked up.

It's not as if laundry or a couple lost mushrooms make much of a difference at all, but I get very... crazed... when playing this game... Don't judge me! -twitch-

Oh yeah, my boyfriend and I have a joke. We'll just be sitting at a restaurant and he'll turn to me and go, "I wonder how your villagers are doing. I don't think there was a lot of food left when you closed it..."

Or if I ever make a comment like "I'm tired... let's go home." He'll go "Yeah, let's go check on the villagers!"

u_u;;

I laughed when i read these threads. It sounds so much like me. Here are some of the things that I have said while playing:

1- why won't you die yet!
2- where is that squirt I see a shroom?
3- I told you to research dag gone it!
4- who the heck got you preggers?
5- what do you need to do laundry for? You never change clothes!
6- No! No! Don't do that!.......Awwwww man!

I have way too much time on my hands. I have 2 puters and roll back and forth between them checking my games. I say alot more than that, but I can't use half the language on here..........lol

You dirty old lech...let the women alone! (had 5 women go in at one time).

Stop with the kissing sounds...I know what you're doing, you don't need to advertise!

If you throw one more party you're toast!

Where's Jaw's when I need him-get in that ocean and cool off!

Get to work you lazy piece of ****

There is a "mushroom fix"? Tell me more.