i say "what take the mushrooms so long,come on mushroom come on help a dieing village in need of food.

Last night, I realized my population was maxed, and I needed a nursing mom (because I'd given up trying to figure out the last few puzzles, and checked a spoiler board...and I NEVER would have thought to drop a woman-with-a-baby into the lagoon). Anyway, I'd made the mistake of getting to level 3 in Medicine - so the old geezers were REALLY lingering. I decided to deny sick villagers medical care by isolating them in the graveyard, "Honoring the Dead" - and making sure nobody healed them as they trudged back and forth from the garden. Unfortunately, I had to step away from the computer for just a minute, and when I came back, somebody was healing a villager I'd been working hard for over 2 hours to get to death's door. I plucked the overly-helpful twit up and said, "That's it! You get to Honor the Idol indefinitely!" The absurdity of it made me giggle...and Honoring the Idol became the automatic punishment for anyone who even thought about curing sick people. :P

"OMG thats like the 20th time in a row you've taken that guy into the hut! Are you that desperate for a child with him!?"

*this said after literally watching this same pair of villagers go in and out of the hut after every unsuccessful attempt at breeding*


Another is..
"What the hell?? I have kinlky villagers.. they're having a threesome?!"

*this said after watching three villagers who were 'going indoors' and I had NO idea where the fourth was. This has happened more than once*

I say "i don't care that you're thirsty, get back to work!" a lot

Just because you both tried to get her pregnant and she left doesn't mean you have to try to get each other pregnant!

I thought I was the only one saying stuff like this. I tell my builders and scientists when I am trying to earn points that if they leave thier station they are going to water the field. I can get my field done in no time doing that. I am so tired of the people going to "push the boulder". At first I thought it was something that would happen over the course of the game so I let them push the boulder. But when I found out that only the GC could remove it I get so angry at my people.

I agree "laundry" is the worst excuse for me. I can't abide them leaving their station to do laundry.

I sound like a dirty old man when I try to get them to mate. I say things like: "Come here girl", "Don't run", "Get it, get it BAM" that when they are successful.

That's enough I say even more than that so days.

Shouldn't you be knocked up by now?

Could you walk any slower? That wasn't a suggestion!

I've caught myself saying things my parents said to me.
"No dinner until your chores are done young woman!"
"Don't make me tell you twice to do something!"
"Don't tell me no again, or there will be heck to pay!"

Get pregnat Already!