I love this topic! I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life!!
Another thing I've said...
"What is the deal with all of the skunk headed kids?!?!?!?"
(Kids having black hair with the grey streak down the middle.)

NO! I said research not get pregnant!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DO ALL OF MY WOMEN GET PREGNANT EVERY TIME I BURY SOMEONE?!?!?!? ARE THEY TWISTED? ANOTHER VILLAGER JUST DIED!!!!!
I've only buried 5 villagers, but it seems like everytime I bury one, all of the women get pregnant! I had 6 nursing moms after the last one!

1. If you have this baby, I'll let you be a Master Scientist.
2. You forgot how to fish?
3. I waited the whole game for you, you rotten little Golden Child. Now go do something useful.
4. If you're worried about food, go pick some.

When food is low... "If you want to eat you will ALL fish - Into the water with you!! To each one... If you'd like to survive you WILL go fish!!"

"How did you get on the roof of my hut?!?" for one red headed child that appears to be standing on the corner of the roof

i ocassionally toss all of my villagers into the ocean and demand that they fish, if they get out without a fish, they get tossed back in

during these times i tend to end up cackling and yelling
"fish or drown" and laughing maniacally

"Oh come on, how stupid can you be?? Learn to fish already!!! Stop shaking your head and telling me no!!!"

I introduced my husband to the game (after much teasing from him on how much I talk to my "Village People"). Now he's started!!!
"Where are you, you lazy little sh*t?"
"Come over here and pick a mushroom you brat!"
"Pee later! I need that mushroom!"

And this is all in a span of 20 minutes... lol!

I woke up to find all the men dead. Now I have a village of 9 women. So, I had to tell the villagers, "Now we don't get any mushrooms. There are some things that men are good for, so why'd you let them die?!"

Now I suppose my game is lost since my villagers can't have babies without the men. Bummer, since I was just about to get the last thing needed for the golden child. Sigh.

There are Island Events that can save your village. To see one example, check out The Story of the Hard Tribe.