Wow. That's one of those things you'll still remember when the kid is in his 30s. But dont miss out on the opportunity to embarass him as a teen with that story. That is too much, I see what you mean about not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

wow that brought back memorys of my own kids doing stuff like that.

OMG did she just walk on water HUNNY SHE JUST WALKED ON WATER!!!!! I drive my boyfriend nuts cause every time I get a new baby i take them over by the lagoon n drop them off on the other side just to see them walk on water...heehee

Most of the time I say things like:
"Hey you! Master Scientists don't fish!"
"Quit doing the laundry and get to work!"
"If you worked as hard as you did doing the laundry, then you would have finished building this hut 100 years ago!!!"

More of a thought: Murphy's Law of Virtual Villagers - A mushroom will always spring up at the point furthest from your only kid.

"I've dropped him on you 17 times already....breed! Oh wait, we need another hut...my bad".

LOL Mudgie -- been there done that !!!

If one of my villagers don't wanna work on a certain skill
"So you refuse to do it? Well lets just see what happens when you get hungry or sick! If I see you goin to that food bin or the well I'm pulling you away from it AND when you get sick you are as good as dead!!"

If one of my villagers won't breed
"Oh don't you run away from him/her you ARE gonna have a baby rather you like it or NOT"

I think I get alittle to involved in this game, sad isn't it? roflol

I swear to GOD if you tell me "NO" one more time, I'm going to get one of the builders hammers and crack you in the head!

1) Don't shake your head at me and tell me no! Do it!!
2) Quit worrying about the food and do some research... It takes long enough without you goofin around.
3) I wish someone would build those kids a darn outhouse
4) I could build that hut faster than you!
5) Researching takes to darn long...
6) You just ate... get back to researching!
7) Haven't you mastered that yet?
8) Why can't there just BE a field of mushrooms... It'll keep the kids from peeing on the lawn.
9) When are you kids going to grow up and be useful?
10) You did NOT just walk by that mushroom and not pick it up?!?
11) You did NOT just go from 6000 points needed to 50000???? How will I ever survive? LOL