Oh, I love this topic!I seriously should stop talking to my computer...

1. " I swear, If you even THINK about doing the laundry, I'll put you and your kids on boat with a one way ticket to your old island!"
2. " I should confiscate the children's phones. Nature calls them WAY too much."
3. " I vow that one day I will have my revenge on you Golden Child!"
4. "I've already called Santa. None of you will be getting presents this year." ( I lied to them. I deserve a timeout.

My mother looked at me like I was crazy when I said that)
5. " I need to put a barricade around that cactus and install a Porta-Potty. They will hurt themselves because of the cactus and I don't like the fact that they peed in my MAGIC garden"
6. " I wonder if the garden has plumbing. There's gotta be a reason they do their buissness there."
7. " I would'nt have made a magical lagoon if I had known it would bring the GC AND laundry."
Anyone else think I'm insane?