You tell your grandmother to "wait right there" when she complains of her arthritis, then dash off muttering, "Now where's that magic fruit??"
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You stand on top of her when that fails, to cure her
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You randomly complain/give praise/teach to the air/fish/cactus
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You drive straight to the center of your town when you are bored.
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You stare blankly when an adult needs to "use the facilities".
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