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#29512 - 09/16/06 09:59 PM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
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"how come only KIDS need to pee? Do villagers lose their ability to pee after they turn 14?"
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#29513 - 09/17/06 12:10 AM
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Registered: 09/12/06
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I'm thinking they pee elsewhere.... like in the ocean or pond..... ewwwwwwww
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#29514 - 09/17/06 10:28 AM
Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
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1 - "If children can't swim why don't you drown when I drop you in the ocean/lagoon?" The answer appears to be that children can walk on water or repel it. Must make washing hard... the obsession with laundry amongst the men ALMOST makes sense now......
2 -"You're "supposed" to be a master scientist -haven't you realised that if the boulder didn't move the first sixty billion times you pushed it, it ain't gonna move now."
3- "How come "honouring the dead" in your new sacred space of the cemetary looks like dancing?"
4- "Stop doing the ******* laundry! He just did it!"
5- "Stop doing the ******* laundry and have whoopee. This village needs kids!" There were no children and no-one wanted to breed in the beginning.
6- "When the **** did that happen?" After I left the game for 5 minutes to get a drink and come back to find all the women nursing.
7- "I hope you guys don't suffer from inbreeding!" After 6 when I realise only one man, Akan, has any breeding skill and he has 3 adult daughters who now have babies.
8 - "Research now. Drink later - it's not like you'll die in the next five minutes."
9 - "YOU CAN'T WALK THROUGH WALLS/ROCKS/PEOPLE/THINGS!" One of the children seems to believe that the fastest way to get somewhere is a straight line and can not seem to grasp that you need to go around obstacles.
Edited by Andromache (09/17/06 11:00 AM)
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#29516 - 09/18/06 10:25 AM
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Registered: 09/17/06
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Some of these are funny and things that I have thought as well. I didn't read every one so I don't know if anyone else has thought this or not. But, "some of these people are just to ugly to breed together."
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#29517 - 09/18/06 12:54 PM
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Registered: 09/18/06
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LOL, just what I've been saying about women. I have a population of 13, 2 are babies so I don't know if they are male or female yet. I have two adult females and all the rest are boys!!!
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#29518 - 09/18/06 01:32 PM
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I just thought 'C'mon, put the child down, it says nursing for 0 minutes.'
I want to see if I've finally got a girl, or if the mum is going to have to go back to the shed and try again!
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#29520 - 09/19/06 11:49 AM
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Registered: 09/19/06
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"That boulder is weighted several tons, and you're 68! Quit trying to push that boulder and get back to work, woman!"
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#29521 - 09/19/06 01:04 PM
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Registered: 09/18/06
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'If this was a more civilised society that would be malpractice' (as the doctor not only heals a sick villager, but seemingly gives her a baby.)
'I know that villager is dead. I'm trying to bury him, not get him up the duff'!
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