I had a runner. I worked him like a horse. The other day I opened up my game and said:
"Oh my gosh! You're old now. (noticing the speed, or lack thereof, inwhich he was walking) I said, "I think I ought to get you a Granny walker. Here my man, For years of dedicated hard work and putting up with my every whim, you can now be a scientist and just hangout at the research table"
He walks away after a few minutes
"Do you have Alzheimer or something? I said you work on the research table. These kids are gonna knock you over and you're gonna break a hip!"