In the beginning:
(my sig)"Is she really eating/dancing with/drinking the cactus?"
"What are you doing waaaay over with your baby?"
"WHY CAN'T THEY SEE THE EYES IN THE CAVE!"
ALL THE TIME:
"What is the point of all this, again?"
"These *@&# kids keep getting in the way!"
"Will you STOP telling him jokes/chatting/arguing,etc so he can WORK/TRAIN!"
"What is wrong with this kid/person, momma musta dropped you on your HEAD!"