I had a runner. I worked him like a horse. The other day I opened up my game and said:

"Oh my gosh! You're old now. (noticing the speed, or lack thereof, inwhich he was walking) I said, "I think I ought to get you a Granny walker. Here my man, For years of dedicated hard work and putting up with my every whim, you can now be a scientist and just hangout at the research table"
He walks away after a few minutes

"Do you have Alzheimer or something? I said you work on the research table. These kids are gonna knock you over and you're gonna break a hip!"

HOLLY COW! i left for 20 min. and i already have like 60 children! (true story)

"urg...why are all the stupid babies girls, i'm never getting any baby boys...!!!!!)

i've got 1 guy left in my village...and he's like...54!
(they're gonna die out pretty soon....)

"Right now is not the time to be worrying about food ... Now get back to work " !!!!!

- I have 4 healers on VV2-
"Why are all of u just standing there? HEAL SOMEONE ALREADY!!!!!!
"I have 40 kids but I can't find one to pick up a shell!"

My husband thinks I am insane I sit here yelling at the little people constantly.

Today I was thinking: "Get off her you creep! She is the only Master Scientist and I need tech!!!
.....and......
"Would you hurry up and drop that kid already! You have been nursing for 0 minutes for 10 minutes now!!!"

"Building small hut....WHAT hut? There's nothing there!"

"So my villagers have now created invisible huts...What next?"

1. "Hey! Stop slacking off! DO YOUR RESEARCH OR WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!"

2. "That is the ocean, the place to go if you continue doing laundry!"

3. "What the!!?? Stupid golden child, everybody BACK TO WORK"

4. "Oh my gosh, DONT LOOK AT THE STUPID VINES! PICK THE MUSHROOM!"

EDIT: on quote number two I would NEVER actually throw an innocent villager into the ocean.

"OMG!!! Why aren't my villagers mov-....PARTY?!"

"Stop kissing him! He obviously doesn't want you to have his child!" (though she would always try, and ended up having like 10 kids, none of them were his...)

"That boulder ain't moving until the Golden Child comes, so stop it and keep researching!"

"Don't eat, dig! DIIIIIIIG!"

What the heck is wrong with you! You don't need to do laundry with your identical twin!! theres already 5 people doing the stinkin laundry!
and
HURRY UP ALREADY! Walk FASTER then a snail you slowpokes!