i said this yesterday, KEEP BUILDING THE TEMPLE!!!!!!! NO ONE SAID YOU COULD TAKE A BREAK!!!!!!!!

I found myself uttering something entirely sacreligious (for the agricultural area I'm from).

"The crops will grow without water."

oh, and "normal people LIKE doing this" (breeding).

I said and i quote,"STOP MAKING PARTIES!!!!!!!!!!! HEY YOU!!!!!! STOP DANCING OR I WILL MAKE YOU LITTLE MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL MAKE YOU GO TO SCHOOL EVERY MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!"

To The Amazom Tribe: (6 women and no chocolate) "I NEED A MAN!" Now, down to one village, "Send a crate or barrel of male babies!"
To The Levi Tribe: "Hey! (to Abram) That's not your wife!"
To the Yudah Tribe; "Girl ( to Simha), if you don't go fishin's, I'll make you change diapers!"

OK so i have three games going at this point, and their all "finished" so i let them just run and check every night, i will start a new one soon, just waiting till i have some time, but anyways. SO its gotten to the point where i have so much food and all the puzzles are done, so they do their things, but builders are bored, and researchers just relax all day, so i set things up so all there is, is docs and farmers, and ive gotten in the habbit of drinking all the liquids and opening all the rotten crates, just so the docs can acually work, so the other day, 'Secko' found a vile with red liquid, i made her drink it, *suprised nothing happened to Secko, but when she returned to the villages everyone else was sick.* though ok cool docs have somthing to do, but then watched for a minute,, EVERYONE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS??? I let out a big what the.... and stared in amazment for about 5 min, it was weird.

Congratulations, Terina. You had a full village of Michael Jackson wannabes.

That happens alot to me, only I cant imagine a whole tribe of moon-walking villagers.

I got bored waiting for vv2 so i started a new tribe. Wich is just my second game. Now i realised how lucky i was to have such model citizens in the first game. They all did what i told them to do and more. When the food was going to finish they all would leave what they were doing and go fish. They wouldnt waist their time on laundry. I really can leave them alone for a week and when i go check them there r still 90 healthy people with a lot of food.
In this new game i started NOBODY does what i want them to do. They all just try to push the boulder (even after i told them a thousand times they got to wait for the golden child) and do laundry (i told them that u can also wear the same cloths 2 days in a row). So i find myself wondering in desperation if there is a way to start a trade. Maybe the second tribe can do the laundry for the first tribe and in return the first tribe would give food and an occasional doctors visit.

If you are gonna go swimming anyway, is it so hard to bring back some fish???!!!!

Hm, I think my favourite thing I've shouted out has been, "No! Don't throw a party! There's an epidemic in the tribe and my doctors need to be healing!"
And he also makes them dance on dead bodies. The GC is just plain rude :P