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#29512 - 09/16/06 09:59 PM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
porcelainxX Offline
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Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 22
"how come only KIDS need to pee? Do villagers lose their ability to pee after they turn 14?"

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#29513 - 09/17/06 12:10 AM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
ansmith76001 Offline
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Registered: 09/12/06
Posts: 13
I'm thinking they pee elsewhere.... like in the ocean or pond..... ewwwwwwww

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#29514 - 09/17/06 10:28 AM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
Andromache Offline
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Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 9
1 - "If children can't swim why don't you drown when I drop you in the ocean/lagoon?" The answer appears to be that children can walk on water or repel it. Must make washing hard... the obsession with laundry amongst the men ALMOST makes sense now......
2 -"You're "supposed" to be a master scientist -haven't you realised that if the boulder didn't move the first sixty billion times you pushed it, it ain't gonna move now."
3- "How come "honouring the dead" in your new sacred space of the cemetary looks like dancing?"
4- "Stop doing the ******* laundry! He just did it!"
5- "Stop doing the ******* laundry and have whoopee. This village needs kids!" There were no children and no-one wanted to breed in the beginning.
6- "When the **** did that happen?" After I left the game for 5 minutes to get a drink and come back to find all the women nursing.
7- "I hope you guys don't suffer from inbreeding!" After 6 when I realise only one man, Akan, has any breeding skill and he has 3 adult daughters who now have babies.
8 - "Research now. Drink later - it's not like you'll die in the next five minutes."
9 - "YOU CAN'T WALK THROUGH WALLS/ROCKS/PEOPLE/THINGS!" One of the children seems to believe that the fastest way to get somewhere is a straight line and can not seem to grasp that you need to go around obstacles.


Edited by Andromache (09/17/06 11:00 AM)

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#29515 - 09/17/06 01:26 PM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
Jo5329 Offline
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Registered: 09/02/06
Posts: 98
Loc: Alabama
"You have 2 choices lady, research or breed .. your choice. NOW GET BACK TO THAT TABLE!!"

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#29516 - 09/18/06 10:25 AM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
preacherswife Offline
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Registered: 09/17/06
Posts: 157
Loc: The West side of the island wa...
Some of these are funny and things that I have thought as well. I didn't read every one so I don't know if anyone else has thought this or not. But, "some of these people are just to ugly to breed together."
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#29517 - 09/18/06 12:54 PM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
powerchaircrazy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 12
LOL, just what I've been saying about women. I have a population of 13, 2 are babies so I don't know if they are male or female yet. I have two adult females and all the rest are boys!!!

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#29518 - 09/18/06 01:32 PM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILERS]
powerchaircrazy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 12
I just thought 'C'mon, put the child down, it says nursing for 0 minutes.'
I want to see if I've finally got a girl, or if the mum is going to have to go back to the shed and try again!

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#29519 - 09/18/06 03:01 PM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
Jordan2Delta Offline
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Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 8

  • "Oh, not again, you elderly little minx..."
  • "Okay, let's do the math again. There's two of you, and seven of them. So stop watering the dead flowers and get over to the shack..."
  • "Oops. No kids means no mushrooms for dinner tonight...."

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#29520 - 09/19/06 11:49 AM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
vnt87 Offline
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Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 1
"That boulder is weighted several tons, and you're 68! Quit trying to push that boulder and get back to work, woman!"

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#29521 - 09/19/06 01:04 PM Re: Things you've said while playing...LOL {SPOILE
powerchaircrazy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 12
'If this was a more civilised society that would be malpractice' (as the doctor not only heals a sick villager, but seemingly gives her a baby.)

'I know that villager is dead. I'm trying to bury him, not get him up the duff'!

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