i have said all of those things and a few more aswell. My parents think im half mad and so do my friends hehe:

Get AWAY from that boulder!!!! it isnt going to move now wen u and the others have pushed it 1million times b4!

Ok, u hve seen the idol, now GET BACK 2 WORK!

Y r u doing laundry? u did it about 2 mins ago!!!!

U can enjoy the lagoon l8er, wen im asleep, 4 now, get researching!

Look! a mushroom! get it! no dont run away! hey u, (picking up the next nearest kid) get it quick no!(moulted in the sun)

Crazy i no, but @ least now i no im not the only one

When I have runners (or any VV) that get stuck somewhere and start to "twirl" madly, I find myself saying..."now pet, you're going to hurt yourself, I'm going to move you just a little bit"....my other half just laughs at me when I mutter to them occassionaly.

Best of Irish,
Maura

lol...that's so sweet my grandma calls me pet...so whenever I hear someone calling someone they love pet it makes my heart glow

I love to watch them flip out like that. It makes me wonder if they are growing catnip or something that makes them that hyper.

"oooh another mushie!!!!"

now keep in mind i have been playing the christmas mod, and the fact that i wasn't playing when i said this. i actually yelled this out in a department store, at which point i think people thought i had been eating mushrooms.

"you stupid son of a builder"

shouted at a character who kept trying to fix the huts when the villages food stores had been wiped out and i wanted everyone fishing

Are you sure you want to breed with him? He has no hair and a huge head! Is our island located near a nuclear power plant?

Said while holding down the mouse button and running the mouse back and forth very rapidly, causing the game screen to shake..."EARTHQUAKE!!!!! RUN!!!! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"

Said to one of my builders who always seemed to want to *fix the hut* everytime a couple went inside to make a baby......"Get away from there, you pervert!"

hahaha that's really funny.
How about...
*sees everyone stop doing everything and freeze*
"NOOOO GC!!!! STOPPP!!!"

I was playing the game for the first time last night, and hadn't even got to the farming bit. My second child was born and he had a huge black afro and a five oclock shadow. My girlfriend and I nicknamed him Demonchild. I went to bed tired, not realising I should of got them to farming level.
I logged on next day to find them all dead except demonchild (who happily hummed like a bee when i picked him up). He killed em all during the night and was scoffing the last of the food.
Little bugger!