If you try to move that d**n boulder one more time I swear to G*D I'm going to stuff you under it.

Stop _________(exercising, tellign a story, relaxing, complaining, doing laundry, dancing, etc...) and fish already. You've got villagers to feed so get to work already!!!!

Stop trying to knock her up, you need to heal her, you stupid doctor.

Your asking for it aren't you?
If you don't start healing the other peeps in your tribe right this minute, I'm gonna let her hunt you down like a rabbit.

When you LOOK at rocks, that's curiosity. When you STARE at them? That's just stupid.

why did you die on me??? now i'm stuck with your pesky little kids!!!

Do you not have any growth solution to grow the crops you've planted a little faster? No? What kind of master farmer are you then?

1. Oh my god!! I´ve made an orgy! (this after making 2 couples go indoors: one on pourpose..the other one not!)

2. What??!! Just because you are a grown up now you forgot how to pick up a flipping mushroom! stupid man!

What I have said while playing this game:

1. "Why do you have to walk so slow, you remind me of people at my work!!!" "Run like that guy, there is work to be done!!!!"

2. "If I wanted you to sit in the lagoon I would have put you there, now research ok?"

3. "Will you kids hurry up and get old enough to work instead of just eating food?"

4. "You are an idiot, could you possible get any stupider?"

5. "Don't shake your head at me stupid, build the hut!!!!!"

Yelling at the screen seems common place..
Me? nah I just keep wishing I had the "slap" in Dungeon Keeper that GC really really could use it...
oh that and "Could u possibly walk any slower?" and "now where's that stoopid builder gone" 3 days and still no hut!!

"Study that da*n medicinal plant, you're supposed to FIX people!"

and

"Oh, threesome!" A couple started going inside, and then the woman kissed another guy, so all three went inside together...I should call Maury to see who the father is!

Oh, and another personal favorite : "Why are you doing laundry? YOU NEVER CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES!" (I just realied that you can change their clothes if you press F6 while they're in the white circle)