Hmm... let's see:

"AHHH!!!! BALD BABY!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FORTY!!!"
About: well..a bald baby.

"Stupid mate-hungry savage!! Stop breeding and FORAGE!!!!!"
About a certain Kuruk who kept running after the girls.

"Don't you 'ooh' at me, lady!!! You will NOT be celebrating!!"
About scientists wanting to bury the dead.

"TWO MINUTES?!?! MY VILLAGERS ARE STARVING AND YOU WANT ME TO WAIT TWO MINUTES FOR FOOD!?!?! WHAT THE-!?!?"

"What are you doing?!?! HARVEST, YOU FOOL; HARVEST!"

"Speaking of baby Einstein...this kid's got gray hair! And he's balding!"

Go forth and multiply!

Do it!

Now!

Aw looking at your grandmothers grave again? Yes I miss your grandmother too. She was the best Scientist I ever had. She was the founder of the school you went to. She spent hours standing at that work bench. Whereas you can't stand there for more than 10 minutes without deciding that the answer is laundry.
Now get back to work you slacker!!!

another party! they having even finished leaving this one! the old folks haven't even gotten here yet! *incoherent babbling*

I had one male villager that had his parenting priveleges revoked..every time he was in charge of breeding, every eligible female ended up packing a child around. I finally said " Ok, you little redneck..no more fun for you." I fixed this by getting a more "mature male" to father the children and he was always being chased. However, he was more selective and only chose the 3 breeding females that I had predetermined.

OMG....What an ugly bunch of ppl!!!!

I said this after I started a new village and all the men were bald and the women looked freaky. I kinda feel bad for them 'cause I never gave them a chance, I just hit "start over". But their spirits must have got their revenge. The replacement tribe was stupid. None of them wanted to do research to gain tech and learn how to grow food. So they all starved to death. Funny thing is when I checked in and found them all dead, the tech was at 5678. If they had just gotten the picture and started researching a little sooner..... LOL

After reading some forum posts to pass time, two adept scientists that were supposedly researching walked out of the breeding hut...

"Oh you sly, sly people sleeping with each other behind my back."

My sister turned around from the TV and had a good long stare at me.

Edit: An hour later I check the research table and she's gone...

"GODD^%^^& WHERE'D YOU GO, BI*&$"

Things I have said
{breeding}
--->"Stop running you WILL breed!!"
--->"I do not want BALD babies you will NOT breed"

Scientists
--->"Why won't you work...PLEASE work!!"
--->"Dang it you have to research!!"

------ I often make the kids STAY in school ALL day so the GC can't have any [censored] parties-------

Kids
"your a teen now and you HAVE to pick a career I don't care that you don't like berries pick the dang things!!!!!"

There is a lot more but none are suitable language for this board
that's when I get the looks from the family like "What the heck is wrong with you mom"

Many times to researches sneaking away from the table:
Your bar is full, you don't need a drink!

To my husband whom I've named a villager (looks just like him!) after:

All those women won't leave you alone! I have to keep making them do other things.... why do they all want to breed with you?

He just looks at me like I'm nuts.

To the villager named after my husband:
No, stop waiting for someone and keep digging!

...All right, it's time for the "Honoring of the Dead Festival"...

It's my little homage to the Dias de los Muertos. I grab all the adults and throw them in the graveyard

I'm hoping that they get the hint that their ancestors stood at that stupid table for 15 hours a day (so far it hasn't worked).