WHY CANT I EVER FIND ANY OF MY KIDS??

lol....my usual is "get your lazy a** to work!"

shelldawn

"Stay away from that boulder!"

"Oh so you want to do laundry do ya? Well I don't think so, what do you get some fish so your fellow villagers don't starve you little self serving dork you!"

Oh my. I get so angry sometimes. Especially with the "Golden Child" throwing parties and interrupting work constantly! I am always yelling at them to quit dancing and work d @^&it! LOL! Easy game to get into.

after i recived my golden child...
"do something usful besides makeing a party... everyone has to be drunk as heck now!"
"HEAL SOME ONE OH MASTERFUL ONE!!!"
"leave the butterflies alone! they arnt even there!" *and then he stands in the middle of the feild and calls them and they come running*
"Golden child my butt... good for nuthin... "

Well, I was trying for a half hour to get someone to have a baby, anyone. It wasn't working. Finally I gave up and went to eat dinner. I came back in 5 minutes and all of the women were carrying babies!

For me it's been 'Why are you so d**ned curious about that rock??? Get back to work and when you're done, I'll let you look at the rock all you want!" You can also substitute ruins or pushing boulder for the rock.
My husband thinks I'm nuts as I sit here with my headset on yelling at the screen...

Since it seems to happen so often to me, I usually say to the GC... "Would you stop disrespecting the dead!? Stop dancing on them and go to school!!!"

Well, once my villagers started having kids they never stopped. I currently have 36 children under 14 out of 71 total population. Is it just me or do they travel in packs like wild dogs??