Okay, this is a conversation between me and my villager Crispin. Yep, I'm outta my mind for them. Me: Well Crispin I'm sorry that your wife got washed out by the tidal wave but I didn't know then. I thought we would get fish. Crispin: well you thought wrong, Me:I'm sorry! Geez Crispin: Bea was my favorite person in the world! A-and you KILLED her!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!! me: be quiet Crispin, you would have done the same thing! Crispin: Some guiding hand ( snort) Me: Ohhh, Crispin, you're in BIG trouble * takes Crispin and drops him in the sharky ocean* Crispin: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! Me: Well Crispin, I'm sorry but you asked for it. but here*Puts Crispin on a female villager, she runs away, puts him on her again, and again again and again. In the process Crispin becomes a Trainee parent. I go away, come back tomorrow and...* Me :Crispin Whoa! You had 11 kids! don't miss Bea so much anymore eh? Crispin: Be quiet. And I walk away. P.S This whole conversation was in French, and I don't speak French so I looked it all up in the translator, Why? Cause I was bored and I always pretended that Crispin only spoke French.