First off, I have to say that this thread is HILARIOUS! You guys are great comedians!

"Quit complaining to the beehive River, get back to work!"

"Where did all those kids run off to?! This mushroom is gonna disappear any minute!"

"A little bit lonely? There's three other kids right beside you!"

"Why are you embracing him, he's trying to repair the bath!"

"How is washing your face more important than researching?"

"Washing your face AGAIN?! You just WANT to irritate me don't you?"

(The last three above are dedicated to a villager named Sophia...she just CAN'T seem to do anything.)

"For a Master Scientist, you sure are lazy."

"I wish researching in real life was as easy as going to a dinner table and wagging my arms around for a couple of hours."

"Why do you guys love laundry so much? Almost everyone I know in real life hates it."

"I would hate to live on these guys diet." (Said while eating a cheeseburger, Coke and french fries)