To the 18-year-old twins and their 17-year-old brother: You'd better make sure this place is spotless before you go off to college.

"No, it does not take 10 people to put away the groceries!"

(OK so there can't be 10 people in the family, but it sure seemed like it, even the cat was there.)

Push the cat off your face, your going to suffocate.

Yes I know the stove is on fire, grab the stinking fire extinguisher already.

You realize your costing your parents money by gossiping online right? Go study in the kitchen.. No wait fix the sink.. ok fine study in the kitchen..

How many times in an hour do you have to wash your hair? Its clean already.. Fine I hope you go bald!!!

Fine you dont want to work on your job ok then go work out.. oh now you want to work.. make up your mind.

How is it you want kids and all your boys are identical down to the toes but you couldnt seem to make them either as twins or triplets? I should have picked your brother..

The best one is

Are you sure you want to adopt this little girl? Your 58 yrs old.. if your anything like the rest of your family you wont live past 61. Ok fine. Sure enough she died at 61 and I said "See I told you that you were to old to adopt, now I have to feed the kid and make sure it doesnt die before going to college" grumble grumble..
why doesnt she tell me she's sick? oh no she just goes from working in the office to dying on the bed without a by your leave.. grrrreat just great..

Argue on your own time. I only have 5 minutes til I gotta go and you need to make a baby. Now.

Today there were wrappers to pick up. First Adrola was put on
one, gave me a decided NO. I went 'huh?'. So then put hubby, Gepory on another, and there he is with an attitude....another 'NO'.
So, who is going to win....me of course, I thought. Back on the wrapper, more 'NO'S' and 'yes you will' from me. After at least an eternity [felt that way] I decide some strange glitch has happened, so tell them to go do whatever they want....yep, out loud! And with that the action bar says 'trash can full'!!!!!!
There it sat with lid askew, flies a buzzing. Adrola emptied it,
and then she and hubby very sweetly picked up wrappers and tossed them.

I find myself saying, "YES!" when they say "NO" to something. I want to reach through the screen and bop them on the head! lol

"If you go to brush your teeth ONE MORE TIME, it's the SALTY CANDY for you!!" (after repeated application of the red glove didn't stop him)

"why do u need wood when ur a dress desginer!!!"