As I was reading each of the posts on here, I found myself nodding after 99% of them! Sometimes I just think them, sometimes I speak them out loud.. and now my family think's I'm crazy or something because I keep yelling at my villagers, expecting them to hear me, understand me, and listen to me, of which they are unable to do any of those... But then again, I've done that with my cat too *No sassy! Your food is suppose to go in your stomache or in your food dish! It was not bought to be used as a toy batted around the room!*
I think the one I use the most in the begining is:
"Why are you sitting on the ground and pacing aroudn the bin worried about food WHEN THERE IS STILL HONEY WAITING TO BE HARVESTED! Lazy, stupid villagers!!"