QUSTIONS I ASKED WHEN I RECIEVED THIS EMAIL


Do you remember me? I am sure you don't. Well I remember you. I never liked your hair. I am not sure there is enough room in this town for the both of us, so....I'm moving

Good Riddance,
Jo

1 IF YOU HATE ME WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME EMAILS

2 HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL

3 DOES IT LOOK LIKE A CARE IF YOU LEAVE

The Little Visitor

there is a soft knock at the door and {name} opens it. There is a little boy or girl at the door. You can send him or her to the adoption agency or adopt him into your little family.

I have gotten this event many times, and after reading that who can say no?!!!

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I adopted her. Her name is Callie, and she is blond.
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