This is the funniest list ever. I am new but here's me:

A skeleton! Who is it? What happened? Nishi! Nishi! My best worker! Wait......Nishi was holding twins! Where are Nishi's twins???????

That was early in the game. Now, it's:

Anybody caught washing their laundry or relaxing by the pond is going to church! That is when I pick them up and drop them in front of the idol.

I started a new game, and had to repeatedly start over before I finally got a runner (well, technically, I had a runner in the original new game, but, I left them to go to bed, woke up, checked on them, and they were all dead), and this runner is female. Well, she was working on something important in order to solve a puzzle, and so, my newest line is this:

"Don't want to do her work? Well then, next time, don't get her pregnant, and take her away from her real duties! Now stop running away and get back to doing her work!!!!!"

He keeps running away. It's funny, but frustrating.

Oh no you don't! You have 25 kids to support so leave that boulder alone and get over here and catch some fish!

1.You can worry about food AFTER you get me tech points!
2.Oh....So nature is calling? Get the stupid mushroom instead!
3.Why are you all so interested in the patch of soil when you should be making a dam!
4.You worthless little 14-year old!
5.120 min.?Better get the movie in the DVD player....

LOL anna! very funny!

And....
I named you all after celeberties because you guys are spoiled little "I like to shake my head alot"people!

i've said
"How can you adults not see the mushrooms? The mushrooms are like as big as a 2 year old. Maybe bigger! #@$%@%^^$*!@$@#%$!

Oh I forgot:


Don't you shake your head at me!

lol, i've said a lot of the same things as the rest of you

me too, here's one, sorry if its a repitition i wasnt going to read all of the them. Didn't you just had a baby with her...and her...and her...and her?