"If you're so worried about food, go HARVEST some of the stuff!"

"I don't care if it DID blow up the last three times, mix it AGAIN."

Quit trying to build the dang hut, go clear the rubble.

You have a baby! Don't think about washing it where the sharks are!

Peep, if you don't learn to farm soon I'm going to send you to make potions! (And you know what that means!)

To my Master Farmer who was 'feeling a bit lonely'..."Well, you know what can fix that? Fishing! Come on, it'll help take your mind off of it"...*pause the game*...*put everybody in the water*..."See? Now isn't this fun?!"

After dropping a couple together about a dozen times with no baby.

Get in there and come out with a baby! Come on! How hard can that be?

Stop kissing her!!! Ok buddy... time for a cold shower in the waterfall!

You need 'washing face' listed as a skill. How dirty can it be? You washed it two minutes ago.

"Your going to drown the baby!!!" (5 Mniutes later the same villagers was it the water again) "FINE!!! DROWN YOUR CHILD!!! IF IT LIVES IT'LL BE AFRAID OF THE SEA!!!" (The funny part is the child LIKES the ocean)

"STOP DYING VILLAGE CHEIFS!!!! WE NEED TO FIX THE STATUE!!!"

My village was completly out of builders so I brought 2 girls with no skill to a hut to fix.
Villager 1: *gains building skill*
Villager 2: No. *shakes head*
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "no"?! YOU LIKE ROCKS! YOU SHOULD GET THIS JOB RIGHT AWAY!