HAHAHAHA and i thought i was the only one who talked to them.

lil person saying nature calls I say WELL GO THEN!1!

ok woman u said u want kids why u wont have another the child 7 already

everyone is exausted THEN GO TO BED stop reading,cooking at 12am,family night this dang late go to durn bed

"Come back here you little twerp, and pick up that sock!"

Hiya um wats a spoiler? I'm new........

Hey I no u wat ever ur name is...... u said u were a grown up but ur a teen so ha ha ha!

Please explain to me doctor how my little son looks like Don Johnson at 2 years old?

(What is it with the Miami Vice look on a baby?)

(watching a couple trying for a baby) Oh, so that's what goes on in the Love Shack.

It's been two years since she died, cheer up already!

Does anyone care that the two year old is awake - and going to play in the sandbox - while everyone else sleeps?

Look, I'm happy your favorite show is on, but the remote isn't lost! Have you looked on the coffee table yet?

Hey! I gave you that book to read to your kid! That's fifteen dollars coming out of your paycheck, buddy.

I talk to them often. Earlier I was trying to get one guy to repair the hose, but there was too much water pressure. I found myself shouting "I NEED A LEAK!" Other people in the house were probably wondering why I was announcing that at the top of my voice XD

"What the heck are you doing napping with the baby in the hammock during a storm??? You're gonna make him sick.. if you don't get zapped with lightning first!"

"Playing in the dirt in the rain? That ain't dirt.. that's mud!!"

"You're gonna brush your teeth down to nubs if you don't stop!!" (*grumble* I wish I'd never praised that behavior!)

"No watching tv when there's chores to do, young lady! There's weeds to pull."

hah - you thought you were the only one who talked with your virtuals? no way.

Everytimes they pull a cake out of the grocery bag, I tell them they have to share.

I choosed to inherit the house to this beautiful girl Brette, then there came a proposal from an ugly cross eyed man, which I accepted because he had 50$ in the bank and I wanted the 'marry for love trophy'. But when the marriage ceremony began, she stopped in the middle, even before serving the cake, and began dusting the furniture leaving the guy in the middle of the hall with a rose in his hand. I loughed aloud and said:

'Ok, sweetie, I also didn't like him, but think about it, you did earn a beautiful shiny trophy for your family. And I bet you'll have some beautiful children. What you don't want children? That's not a choice honey, as I said, you should think about your family, right?'