Ohhhhh,
you browse the web but you think it's "too hard" to WORK?!?!

Get a grip lady....

You're dancing on your parents bed while the cat is sleeping there? I always thought you're a bit weird boy. You'll definitely not be the one to inherit this house.

HEY!quit being a couch potato(or watching tv.),and do your work!
someone take out theeee.....(I pretend to pass out.)
*to child watering can*.thats how fast you can go?carry one.
aw,shes napping with her baby....

"Yep! See you through the screen! Thanks for the e-mail!"

I am going to rip that warm towel right off of the wall!!!

While looking for one of my little peeps, I found her sitting up against the wall in the lawn..."What are you doing?" I actually asked aloud. I clicked on her and the bar said 'hiding'. "Ooooh, you're hiding" I whispered.

As if I may give away her location

Then I did laugh out loud when a little boy hid in the laundry closet! I never would've found him had I not seen him disappear into it!

Fixing the painting? But You are nowhere near a painting!

lol @ all these. Said by me recently

"Awww. She died" (I was expecting it at that)

"No. You cannot walk through walls so don't even try"

"Would you stop stretching and do some work....No, that's not stopping stretching"

"Don't check your weight. You'll just get depressed again" (checked weight and jumped around. 5 mins before she'd complained about it. Must've been all the stretching)

"Would you two stop arguing and just have a kid already"

rofl. The last one must've worked. The second generation of my first family just had their first child. A girl. That family has yet to have a boy, and she looks just like her mum.

"OMG Doc please wake up!!! The man is sick, 61 years old,just lost his wife. And now you're telling him to use babyboost if he wants a baby. That's really really cruel".

I was in uni cafeteria, got a cup of coffee for myself, sat on a comfy cusion which was placed on grass. Then I noticed this litle brown bug in the grass, which looked exactly like the uncommon brown bug in VF. The first thing I though was 'weird; it's not even raining'. Then I began to scan around to find and drag someone unoccupied to the bug. And then my hubby asked me what the [censored] I was doing, and I woke up.