omg stop watching tv and looking for falling stars already and repair the stupid wall!

Why are playing in the dirt while wearing WHITE pants?????? Your gunna be in trouble.

Why do you play in the dirt when you have a perfectly good sandbox?

The dyer's on fire AGAIN?!

You know, when I was a little girl of 5 and 6, I had to help put the groceries away. I didn't get to stand there jumping up and down.

OMG! my 2 yr old is doing the dishes. Mom put him down and thats the first thing he did

Enough with the paintings! They are perfectly straight!

Why should I give whats her face $10 just for having a baby. I just had triplets and didn't notice anyone giving ME money for it! I don't even like that girl anyways.

Dude! Get off your lazy bum and do something useful!!!

How are you STILL browsing the web?!?! Do something else! You have a baby! Don't influence him!!!

Soooo, you can heat food in the oven,

You can sell a colectibal online,

You can BROWSE the web,

You can even understand what "Pluto, the lonely planet means at age 2,

SO WHY CAN'T YOU GET IN THE SHOWER ALREADY!!!

"Stupid wall! Why didn't you get repaired, why?"

*after receiving an email for the second time saying Paulie lost all the progress he had in that career level* "OH NO! Not again! You must be cursed!"

"Why won't you work, you lazy bum! You have a family of 6 mouths to feed and your wife just had twins and can't help..! We need the money!"

"An earthquake, eh? I wonder what else can happen to you guys..." (this also speaking about the previous family, which is dirt poor)