it was raining and one of my little chaps was "looking for bugs" when I said aloud "so am I" lol I didn't find any though, hope he was more successful.

You *say* you're working, but I can see solitaire on that computer screen!

*laughs* That's cute, Whimsey!

"Why do you assume I know the answer to that question?"

- My reaction to one of my peeps sending me an e-mail asking me where all the loose socks are coming from.

When the second child was sick for the millionth time, I said "Next time you get sick, I'm just going to let you die!"

"Hahaha, that bowl of cheerios is almost as big as you are! "

"Aww, the turtle's... well, trying to follow Meteora!"

"How did the turtle even get ON the hammock in the first place...?"

"how many times do i have to cure your sore thoart today??"

"Well FINE! No more cookies for you!" LOL

"Wow. Sandrella, you are just... way too pretty. Are you sure you're only 14?"

Well geez you're boss just needs to hire lawn care people. Either that or quit crashing his lawn mower. Why does the office have to buy him a new mower all the time? (After the 3rd or 4th email)

Why are you asking me for different food (or more stuff in the house) when you won't work on your career? Quit working on your hobby goober.

More socks? Why can't you drop a shirt every once in a while? And really who can't pick up the sock they drop right in front of the washer/dryer?

"I can't believe a 2 year old can use the internet!"