(Said to an already running woman carrying two babies...)

"Hurry up and throw that plant away and run to the back yard to get that other collectible!!!"

Why can't my 15 year old clean the house while *I* nap? If a 2 yr old can do it, he should be able to also!!!

Awww they all got the sneeeeezes!!!

Stop feeding the birds, you're using all the bread children!!

My husband (real life one) was playing VF, his first foray into LDW. His adoptee got a proposal from a guy named "Master"
He made $90/day, had over 200 in the bank and wanted kids. He rejected the proposal. When I asked him why he simply said "Not with a name like that" My first thought was he really cared for his girl, but he quickly squashed that as he went on to say...
"I figure that if you don't obey me, she won't obey him. Why make the poor guy miserable?"

Oh little one why are you depressed I preased you many times for helping in the house, so what can I do to cheer you up. Decide to buy groceries. Oh good that has cheered you up a little, but still a bit blue. Maybe more groceries will make you happy. Go on play with your toys. still blue. to grocerie store. All happy now Ah but are you happy child, I can't tell as your tired go to bed child. Maybe you feel better after a sleep. Good boy.

I must leave you now to sleep.

An hour later come back. Oh no why are you exshotorted now. did you not sleep properly. Right for once and for all go to bed and sleep this time and when I come back I demind you to be happy and not over tired again.

The two year old is using the stove to heat up food! By herself!?!?

When celebrating marriage..."Did you just bake a pizza for your celebration? "

It was supposed to be cake I'm sure, but it looked alot like pizza

And..."I'm not nagging, I'm just trying to make you feel better *rolls eyes* Jeesh"

AGH! Enough with the medicine samples!! I appreciate it and all, but I'm running out of space for them!

I saw the pizza too... funny!