"Ummmm should she be in here while your trying to make a baby?"

Thanks Alot fot the bird house neighbor, but you took all my family's MONEY!!

"For the love of everything that is Isola, even though you don't live there, would you PLEASE stop making a sound like a three year old when I pick you up?! YOU'RE TWELVE!"

"Should a 2-year-old really be using the stove? Hello, Child Welfare? I'd like to report a problem."

"You've got that right!"

- When the game was loading and the screen said "Your virtual friends have minds of their own."

Stop getting dirty all the time! I have a young one that is always saying "Not Feeling Fresh" and has to take a bath every half hour it seems! LOL

"Don't daydream in the yard! Maybe if you daydream in the kitchen, I'll think you're working!"

"Why are you tired all the time? WHY?"

"What? A 2-year-old can use the stove to warm up food? Really? Wow. You learn something new every day."

"Uhh...OK, you just left while trying to have a baby. That's not the way it works." *minutes later after a new baby appears* "Oh. It did work. Who would have thought it."

"Just go and work, you idiot! Your wife can put away the groceries by herself!"

You're 2 Years old, the dishes can wait!

Why does the whole family go nuts about a pack of groceries? I wonder what you'll do when you get the plasma.