how much sodas do u need ten!!!

"Paprika, can you explain this to me? How exactly did you infringe on someone's copyright when you work as a Toaster Repairer?"

Everyone keeps assuming that it's copyright infringement. The actual text says, "A complaint has been filed against you by one of your colleagues in the Professional Association alleging infringement upon their work." There are many ways to infringe upon someone's work that don't involve copyrights.

Paul, how many times do I need to tell you
YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR! YOU'RE BALD, FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!

"Yeah, yeah..celebrate your marriage by cleaning up this house, people!"

LOL! That almost make me choke on my water

Kissa, please , squeeze that pimple somewhere else . Wait- how are two-year-olds supposed to have pimples!?!?
Edit: Whoops- sorry 4 the xtra post.

I saw this in the virtual villagers forum and decided to start one here. I'll start:

1."Please have a baby o please come on come on, work!"
2."Don't have a shower, you're clean enough! Get back to work!"

This thread was way back on page 16 because the last post before Safire was on July 1st!

We need more

I personally said "Eat faster please! My stomach is growling and I have a cranky family to feed too!"

"You know, your going to end up drowning your baby if you keep having a shower while carrying him!"

Why are you straightening the picture? That's a bare wall!