Last night one of my people complained to me about how hard it is to find the right person. I said "Tell me about it".

"Pigpen get in the shower already" to one of my teenage peeps who refuses every attempt to shower. Yet keeps putting on deodorant cuz 'not feeling fresh' but is 'always looking for attention!'

One of the little kids went to the restroom since nature was calling, but her little brother was already inside. I watched curiously while she also entered inside (through the closed door). Immediately after that, her elated status turned to 'not feeling fresh'. I said 'Oh no, let me guess, Cooper peed on you?'

I've said that. And "why are you letting your 2 year old run around outside when you're both asleep?"

rofl. I had that same thought. "If I knew where they came from I would stop them showing up."

'You have lots of toys, flatscreen tv, a pool, pinball machine, you even have that big bright red ball, and you're still playing in the dirt? You're weird'

'Ok, Brette, I get it; no matter how I dress him, he's still ugly. But he's your hubby, don't be such a stranger to him; we still need two more kids to fill the house. Focus please; this is important'

to the husband: "You're playing video games while she's working? Think again." (then I stick him by the rubbish outside in the rain)

"These guys are slobs with bad teeth! What's with all the candy wrappers?"

This knob is way too fancy for this shed. Someone's not thinking."

LOL

It's official. I'm cracking up. I've started yelling at the kids of the virtual families, like they were my own daughter.

To one in the rain: "Will you go indoors. It's raining.

To another poking plants: "Don't poke at the plants. That's just rude"

What do you think my chances are on having them listen and obey?

I got worried for a second after persisting in the peeps attempt to make a baby. They kept arguing then the mom started walking to 'send player an email'...I just KNEW it was going to say "Back off would ya?! I'm not ready! "...but it didn't they just wanted groceries

So again, I persisted...they had a baby and the mom immediately went to take a nap..."Amen sister", I said

While picking up Lukerie who was "enjoying sounds of nature":

Me: "How bout instead of enjoying the sounds of nature."

Mom (aka Maniac Mom): "We enjoy the sounds of making money."

By-the-way, I have laughed so hard over all the comments in this thread.