Lol, that was bad for you!

Ok, one of you brats, stop running long enough for me to pick you up for a sail around the island.

Stop squealing brat, you know you like flying.

Ok girls, I'm sick and tired of having to chase you down and take you back to the research lab.

Dang it Poh, why are you such a slow builder, Atoro started building three hours after you did and he's almost an adept builder.

Stop saying "no" and get your butt back to work, I need master worker, not trainees forever.

These are just a few things I say.

I went away from the computer for no more than 5 minutes and I came back to find my chief pregnant!!! None of the villagers were set to parenting either. I believe my exact words were:

"OK which one of you knocked up my chief??"

Strangely none of the villagers wanted to own up to it I can't imagine why????!!!!!?????

After telling the male villagers that I would find out who had done this and that they would be punished severely (and maybe telling them out loud that they were naughty villagers) my mum told me that she felt I was obsessed with this game and needed some help! I don't know what she was talking about - talking to your villagers is normal isn't it??

I always talk to mine.

But I cheat, I use the same guy to get all the gals pregnant, then I know who to blame for knocking up the chief, that is if the chief is a woman lol.

Nice to know I'm not strange (for talking to the villagers) MUst be my mum that's weird!!! LOL

You should show her this forum to prove your point.



Okay, chiefie, where's the collectible you promised?

Lazy *soandso*

Magick, I'm a 60 year old grandmother and I love playing the VV games and talking to my villagers.

Tell your mother, these games are quite peaceful games and you're not talking to drug lords or gun runners in those bad games.

I'm glad you're playing a sensable game.

Sorry for the misspelled words, I can't find spell check on here.

"Grrr Start building!"

"ok your looking at fishies..well you can HOLD a fishie if you research!!!"

"OMG this is like you third baby!!!"

"Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! Heave Ho! ..."
(As I was looking them pushing the statue)

ARGH Ya'll stop making me laugh or I'll pee my pants!

my husband just had to put this game on his pc after he heard some of the things I was saying to my tribe. Now he is talking to his tribe.

I took out the "bleeps" I get so at them sometimes that, well, lol ya'll get the picture.

OMG another baby boy, come on men, its YOUR GENES that give the sex of the babies. Nana is getting close to being too old to have anymore, we really need girls!!

Dang it I said YES, dont tell me no again young lady or I'll feed you to the sharks!

Ugh I'm going to build a dam around that waterfall!

Stop lookin at the fire before you burn your eyes out and get back to looking for mushrooms.

Man Nana, that baby must pee and poop alot! You are always changing it and washing it. Now just WHAT ARE you feeding it??

Figures, gotta find them kids again to pick up collectables. Im gotta build me a pit and put all the kids in there so I know where to find them when I need them.

Chief you really need to learn to dance, how many times will it take to teach you? I know you love learning, but 15 times to learn the rain dance? Come on now get it right this time.

Oh man here we go again with the fog.

Why do you keep snooping around like that? Here kid if you want to snoop so much, drink this...."evil grin"

Do you want me to buy you some rollerblades so you will move faster??