Get your butts back to work. No work, no food, to play time, no parties, no swimming. Just get back to WORK already.

and

Where the heck did the kid go!? I have a mushroom and no one to pick the stupid thing up!

i said:

"What? Theres lots of villagers that need a medic and you just walk away?

You, sir, have no heart."

(see attactment)

1) How in the world did I end up with so many adept parents now running around over populating my tribe while I'm not looking?? We really need to get you cable!
2) DON'T shake your head at me! I said yes you will learn to do this task!
3) Why when you are trying to do something must all these children just stand in your way to watch?!?!
4) I have taken you to reserch 5 times now and here you lay in the dirt again wondering what to do!
5) I didn't mean to drop you on someone of the same gender or that was to young stop running away!

OMG GC YOUR MAKING ANOTHER PARTY!?! Man you people need tv instead of a young child tellin ya to party at 4:00 In the morning!!!

Yes YES A pink haired girl! No No DON'T KISS HIM!!!! Kiss THIS Man NOT Him!

Yeah I noticed that. Also the older women "take" way quicker: my fastest was a 72-yr-old woman-just once.

I keep saying...

This would be one messed up family tree...

I ended up entering all my villagers into a genealogy program that I've had forever...it is just as messed up as I thought it would be!

Brix

The first time I played VV1, I didn't realize that 90 was the max population, so when it came time for the Golden Child to be born, nobody could get pregnant because I was already maxed out!

I spent a good bit of my playing time for the next two or three days pulling people away from food, and going, "I need someone to die! Somebody please die already!" and things of that nature.

Also, when I got to the magic garden puzzle, I kept muttering to myself, "No wonder all the flowers are dead. People keep peeing on them."

From the lips of my 7 yr old daughter:

"They're dancing on the dead, Mommy. Make them stop! It's all the Golden Child's fault. Shame on you Golden Child!"

LOL.
I agree with the laundry.
My farmer will be working hard getting some food and out of nowhere he pulls out his laundry basket.
Im sitting there like what the heck.....yall need food not clean clothes.

ya i dont even get why they clean the laundry i mean like itss not like they ever change to other clothes